Grumpy Young Man

I took the Real Age test a while ago, and it is supposed to tell you your age based on different factors. You answer this little questionnaire that covers your basic health and lifestyle. It then takes all of these and comes back with what your “real age” is. When I did it, it told me that my age is 32. I’m only 23 so this seems to indicate that I don’t lead a really healthy lifestyle. I can’t say that I have really great habits when it comes to health, but I didn’t think I was that bad. Really, based on the questions they asked, I would have put myself much younger than 32. Ironically, however, had the questions been about personality rather than lifestyle, I probably would have been in the 60s or 70s. When it comes to my personality, I’m quite the curmudgeon. I’m the guy that was telling kids to get off my lawn when they were actually older than me. I think it’s largely due to my wisdom and my cynicism. OK, so probably more of the later than the first. That doesn’t stop me from being cranky all the time. Not only cranky, but more than happy to inform you of how stupid you/your idea/that totally random thing is. I can only imagine what I’ll be like when I’m in my 60s.