Middle America Hit by Movie Piracy

So NBC is looking out for all of the corn farmers of America. Hear that, Iowa? NBC's got you back. How does NBC show its support for our corn growing friends? Simple, they argue that ISPs need to install filtering software to cut down on movie piracy so that more people will go to movie theaters and buy more popcorn, of course. See, it all makes sense now. Apparently, corn farmers are in trouble, and NBC doesn't want them to get hurt (never mind the high price of corn due to ethanol, or massive farm subsidies). I think that we should applaud NBC for such a noble move. Clearly, we're hurting our corn farmers, and that's almost as bad as funding terrorists. Thanks NBC.