Rebate Ridiculousness
I bought a hard drive a while ago from a brick and mortar store. A while later, I got an email from the company telling me that they were now offering mail in rebates for the drive, and that I would be getting one. Here's that email.
Dear Jeremy,
We're happy to announce that we're trying to make an effort to increase business, and to do so by offering mail in rebates to our customers. We see that you recently purchased a hard drive from us, and this qualifies for a rebate. Please be patient as we process these, but recipients should be receiving checks in the next four to six weeks.Regards,
Sam Peterson
Well hot dog, right? Just had to buy the thing, and I'm going to be getting some money back. I waited for the check to come, but it never did. After eight weeks, I emailed the company.
Dear Mr. Peterson,
I was thrilled to hear about the rebate offer you announced some time ago. In the email, you stated that I should expect the check in four to six weeks, however, it has been eight and I've seen no signs of it. I just wanted to make sure there were no errors in my information, or if I just need to wait longer.Thanks,
Jeremy
The next day I heard back from the company. I was a little taken aback by what they had to tell me.
Dear Jeremy,
Hi Jeremy, thanks for your email. I'm glad to hear that you were happy to hear about our program to help increase business. Rest assured that we have all of your information correct, and that you don't need to worry about waiting any longer. While you were the one to purchase the hard drive, we have sent your rebate money to a Mr. Christopher Johnson. He contacted us requesting that we send a check to him. I hope this clears up any confusion.Regards,
Sam Peterson
That just made me even more confused. They had everything correct, but they sent my check to someone else? That doesn't make much sense at all. I decided to go ahead and email back trying to dig a little deeper to see if I could find out why my money went to some other guy.
Dear Mr. Peterson
Thank you for your attempts to explain where my check went. I must admit, though, that I'm even more confused now than before. Why exactly did my rebate check get sent to someone I've never even heard of? Was there a mistake? If it was my rebate money, should it not have come to me? I appreciate any further clarification.Thanks,
Jeremy
The following day he responded. This time, though, his response made even less sense than before. I don't know what's going on.
Dear Jeremy,
Don't worry, there was no mistake at all. While you were the one to purchase the hard drive, we decided to send your money to someone else. Mr. Johnson never actually bought anything from us, but since he asked us to send him money, we used yours. We believe that since you had the money to purchase the hard drive in the first place, that you probably don't need any more. We do appreciate all of the money that you do give us, though. We look forward to you giving us more in the future, as we won't likely be getting any from Mr. Johnson.Regards,
Sam Peterson
So let me see if I understand how this works. I give them my money, then they just give my money to someone else? I'd rather that they just kept it for themselves and used it to make improvements. I fail to see how exactly this is a rebate program. Don't rebates usually entail you giving them money, then they give it back? Not, you give them money, then they give it to someone else. Am I completely off base here? If they really don't need the money, they should give it back to whomever gave it to them. If they do need the money, don't give any of it back. Use it to improve the company. Let me know what you think.
