After nearly a week of silence, I am back, and with the most comprehensive review of the iPhone available.
Ars has got nothing on me. I offer to you my extensive review after my long five minutes spent with the device. That’s right, five minutes was all it took to come up with this.
First, I’ll start by saying that part of me really has wanted the iPhone to be horrible, and for everyone that bought one to regret it. This is based solely on my disliking of the personality of Apple and its fan base. The other part of me, though, really wanted the iPhone to do well. This is based on the fact that it
sounds awesome. The concept behind it is pretty neat, and it looked like it had some great potential.
Now then, for be brief impressions. First and foremost is that I am apparently wrong about everything. Anything that felt natural or intuitive to me is just wrong according to Apple. The way I held the phone? Wrong. The way I tried to type? Wrong. The way I tried to scroll through lists? Wrong.
The very first thing I tried out before anything else was the rotation of the screen. I wanted to see just how smooth the transition actually was, since I’d heard good things. However, holding the phone how I hold any other phone doesn’t work. I would rotate the thing, and it didn’t register that I had turned it. At first I thought I was just doing something wrong. Like maybe I was using some hidden version of Safari that doesn’t support landscape mode. I decided to try it out on other applications. All of them came up the same. It just wouldn’t work. At this point I started vocalizing my frustration, and the guy next to me told me to tilt the phone. So I tilted it up, and sure enough, that did it. Now, I fully understand the logistical reasoning behind this, but what gets me is that once I turned it to the "proper" angle, it was no longer natural feeling. Like I said, though, maybe I'm just naturally wrong.
The next thing on my list to check out was the keyboard. Obviously, this has been where a lot of the curiosity has been focused. The question everyone is asking is, "Will it work?" The answer, for me, is no. Let me preface this with telling you that I don't own a smartphone. I don't have a QWERTY keypad on any mobile device. That said, when I go into a store to try one out, I can type pretty darn fast right from the get go. I hold it how it feels natural, and type with both of my thumbs. My attempts to do this on the iPhone met with disaster.
Nothing I attempted to type like this was correct. I would not lift one thumb up fast enough before I hit the next key. I would aim for one key but some other one got it. I repeatedly had the space, backspace, and return get pressed simply by holding the phone. Now I know what you're thinking, "But Jeremy, Steve & Co. said to start off typing with just one finger, and getting used to the keyboard." To that I say, "Why?" Why should I have to "learn" how to use a QWERTY keyboard when I can use any other one out there with no problems whatsoever. Not only that, but I do a lot of texting on my phone, and not having to look at it is very nice. Even if I got used to where the keys were, and could theoretically type without looking, I'd still need to check it because I have no way of knowing if what I'm typing is actually getting typed. If I can type quickly, with no learning curve, on a physical keypad, what's the incentive to learn to use this one?
The other big thing I played with was Safari. This is an incredibly awesome mobile web browser...when it's working. There have been various reports floating around in reviews about how Safari can be a little crash happy. For me, this was an extreme. I think it crashed somewhere around two dozen or so times while I was using it. There were only about three times that I clicked a link and the new page loaded. Every other time, if I clicked a link, the browser crashed. Given that reopening the browser takes you back to where you were, it's not enough to incite homicidal rage. However, it was enough to cause me to yell at the stupid thing loud enough that a lot of people looked my way. It was very aggravating, and if I were trying to surf the web with it, I would get pissed a lot. The problem is that the browsing experience is so great when it works, that if they can stabilize the thing they'll be rocking.
I tried to do most of my browsing using the EDGE network in order to see just how it felt. Since my browser crashed so many times, I didn't really get a good feel for it, though. I did, however, manage to get a speed test page to eventually work. What I got was something like 113k down. I was fairly impressed by this, given what I was expecting. It could be, though, that Dallas is one of the places that gets better reception than others. When I tried the speed test on WiFi I got something like 600k, for comparison. I could actually live with the 100k or so, if that was consistent. I do use Sprint right now, though, and my phone does have the ability to take advantage of the nice speeds. I can stream video and have it come in crisp and lag free. I got about 300k on my phone, for those curious. Note that I also only ran these tests once, so it's pretty unscientific.
The other peeve I had with the phone was navigating lists. Now this could be something that is easily changed with a setting, but I dind't get a chance to look, so if that's the case then forgive me. So when I loaded up something that had a long list of items (music, call history, photos), instinct kicks in and I try to scroll down the list. Nope, wrong again. You have to drag, not scroll, the lists. Is this something that causes a lot of frustration? Of course not. My point, though, is that it's just one more little thing that goes against my intuition. I guess that's why Apple says to think different.
All in all, it was a very pretty device. I think that they made some brilliant moves with it: optical glass screen that basically will no scratch. And some big blunders with it: horrible email, for example. A lot of the things that people dislike can, and likely will, be changed via a software update. That's great and all, but why weren't a lot of these things included to begin with? A software update should fix bugs, and things that they never thought of. It should not fix things that are standard on a free with rebate phone. It shouldn't correct a mail application that feels like it was an afterthought. There are so many things that I have to think Apple made a conscious decision to exclude that just baffle me. I can understand that this is not your ordinary phone, and that it's suppose to change things, but for cryin' out loud, don't include a camera but no MMS support. I mean, seriously here people.
It's important to see that I looked at this solely from a "Will I like it" perspective, and not a "Will most people like it" angle. That said, I still don't think I could recommend anyone buy this right now. Maybe later when they've fixed some things and the price comes down it'll be worth it. Right now, though, it definitely is not. The biggest problem of all is that it is AT&T only right now. I would definitely wait until they are taken out of the picture.
In seriousness, if you are interested in getting a really good picture of the phone, check out the Ars review I linked to at the top. They cover just about everything and then some.
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